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Don't blame Comrade Stalin for capitalist buffoonery

>> > "William A. Levinson" wrote:
>> > > "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes >> > > decide everything."
>> > > --Communist Tyrant Josef Stalin

In the wake of the 7 Nov 2000 so-called election in the USA, we have repeatedly seen the above quote, purportedly from the Great Leader and Teacher, supposedly endorsing one capitalist thief or the other.

In reality, the Great Leader and Teacher would disdain even to take notice of this farce, let alone provide sound-bites to hacks.

(2) Instead of examining ballots for "dimples," it is often more profitable to dust them for fingerprints

--N.I. Yezhov
Party Control Commission
The Cyber-USSR

Minor editing changes were made from this Usenet posting:
From: erukavicy@nkvd.net (N.I. Yezhov)
Newsgroups:
alt.politics.libertarian,alt.politics.usa.republican,
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talk.politics.guns,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Don't blame Comrade Stalin for capitalist buffoonery [Was: Gore, I mean Stalin, on vote recounts
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 03:10:28 GMT
Organization: The People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs
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